Saturday, October 13, 2012

(Source: andiecast)

Saturday, September 22, 2012
I grew up locked in a basement, suffering severe physical and emotional scarring when my brother set my parents on fire. From there, I shifted around among a series of mental institutions until I was grown, at which point I buried my brother alive. Twice. Since then, I’ve set a couple of people on fire and abducted various coworkers. Oh, and I once electrocuted a man’s testicles. Years ago, I had a girlfriend named Katie. But, let’s just say that didn’t turn out so well. My real father is a guy named Paul Bearer who I recently trapped in a meat locker. I’ve been married and divorced. Broke up my ex-wife’s wedding and tombstoned the priest. And for reasons never quite explained, I have an unhealthy obsession with torturing Pete Rose.

I grew up locked in a basement, suffering severe physical and emotional scarring when my brother set my parents on fire. From there, I shifted around among a series of mental institutions until I was grown, at which point I buried my brother alive. Twice. Since then, I’ve set a couple of people on fire and abducted various coworkers. Oh, and I once electrocuted a man’s testicles. Years ago, I had a girlfriend named Katie. But, let’s just say that didn’t turn out so well. My real father is a guy named Paul Bearer who I recently trapped in a meat locker. I’ve been married and divorced. Broke up my ex-wife’s wedding and tombstoned the priest. And for reasons never quite explained, I have an unhealthy obsession with torturing Pete Rose.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Me listening to Call Me Maybe

showmeurmoves:

Tuesday, August 28, 2012 Monday, August 27, 2012
dopekimichi:

confident-entity:

I cant even begin to even 

I can’t 
Dead and blogging from the beyond.
l m f a o
LMAOOO
lmfaooo

LOL

dopekimichi:

confident-entity:

I cant even begin to even 

I can’t 

Dead and blogging from the beyond.

l m f a o

LMAOOO

lmfaooo

LOL

(Source: biglilkim)

Monday, August 6, 2012

herochan:

The Batman Evolution

Created by Anthony Geoffroy

Saturday, July 21, 2012
frescaa:

billboard:

Good job, internet. Good job.

this is so stupid. but I couldn’t help but giggle

frescaa:

billboard:

Good job, internet. Good job.

this is so stupid. but I couldn’t help but giggle

(Source: facebook.com)

Sunday, July 15, 2012 Sunday, July 1, 2012
boyishgirls:

~This is my contribution to feminism. I follow back + anybody who re-blogs this.

boyishgirls:

~This is my contribution to feminism. I follow back + anybody who re-blogs this.